“Experts”: 3 Minute Sex “Adequate,” 13 Minutes “Too Long”

Experts say sex lasting more than 13 minutes is “too long” and that a lightning encounter of only 3-7 minutes is quite adequate.

A survey of 50 members of the Society for Sex Therapy and Research, an industry group for sex counsellors drawing in a variety of “psychologists, physicians, social workers, marriage/family therapists and nurses,” asked them what they considered the ideal length for a sexual encounter to be.

They mostly indicated that sex lasting from 3-7 minutes was “adequate,” and from 7-13 minutes “desirable.” However, more than 13 minutes was “too long.”

They did concede that sex lasting only 1-2 minutes was “too short.”

A psychology professor with the group explains that he hopes the results will encourage couples not to think there is anything wrong with the most pathetically fleeting of encounters:

“Today’s popular culture has reinforced stereotypes about sexual activity.

Many men and women seem to believe the fantasy of… all-night-long intercourse.

This seems a situation ripe for disappointment and dissatisfaction.

We hope this survey will dispel fantasies and encourage men and women with realistic data.”

Advice sure to keep people happy and content with their sex lives, and away from expensive counselling services.

Caesarian Birth?

Caesarian Birth?
Took the below video off Bel's blog. Said she will never do a caesarian after watching it. I went ahead and watched the entire 5m + video... Shows how the surgeon slice layers after layers of the belly... pincer aside the flesh... soak up the blood... until the opening finally burst out liquid from the water bag... then they pull out the baby... cut away the umbilical cord... then finally remove the placenta portion left over in the stomach... WOW....

Pretty Lady Looking For Rich Guy

Pretty Lady Looking For Rich Guy
Published by Agnes Tan @ Singapore:

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Artworks by Izayoi Sakuya

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here:

I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste.

I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high:
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

AND SO, A GUY GAVE AN AWESOME REPLY...

Image of Hetalia

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.

Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.
The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money":
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.

The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.

If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted.

It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.

And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...

Bank CEO

Wedding Ang Pow Chart

Wedding Ang Pow Chart
Special thanks to Chun Ling for the email:

There has always been the subtle questions of what is the "Market Rate?" or "How much money you wrapped in the Ang Pow?" for the wedding couple...

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My Carplate: 1327

My Carplate: 1327
Courtesy to Honda and his mum for this article:

This lucky number struck again! 3rd prize on the 21st January 2009! I can't believe they even had an article on it... (click picture to enlarge)

OCTOBER 2008

OCTOBER 2008
I've been taking lotsa pictures with my phone over the month and I thought I'd share out these random photos I took while outside.

9 October 2008
@ Foch Rd. Just thought I'd take a picture of my car while I'm waiting for my dad... (look at the reflections!) Anyways, my dream car is a Porsche; will drive one, one day.
@ Golden Mile Complex. Canvas shoes at S$1.00. Dun say I never tell you...
11 October 2008
@ Marina Square's Pariss International Seafood Buffet. Dinner with TonicBabe. $97 for 2 pax. Worth the deal. Oysters, Crabs, Prawns, Scallops, and most importantly Ebi Tempura!15 October 2008
@ Specky Western Food, Blk 820, Tampines Street 81. Thomas's (a.k.a. the Evil Cook; Self-proclaimed) friend opened a Western Food store there. I was invited down (more like cheated down) there to patronize the opening. Ordered grilled fish. Good stuff! 4 stars out of 5 stars (there's nothing perfect in the world). Forget Austons'; I hate queuing, and food sux when the chef rushes.
17 October 2008
@ the Vets. Took Pappy to the Vets to get treated for "Hot Spots". Minor cut + baterial infections resulted in the wound getting infectioned and spreaded. So was left with no choice but to have the Vet cropped off his hair so as to properly clean the wound. Veterinarian was a sweet girl~ and the bill was a sweet S$75.oh, while waiting, I fell more in love with Cats. There was this poster at the glass panel at the clinic...

Tiger Cat. Cute.
18 October 2008
@ Changi Airport Terminal 1, 6:00 am in the morning. Sent mum off to Hunan, China. Motivation to send her off at the airport - BURGER KING'S Enormous Omelette Sandwich! Love it!
24 October 2008
In my room. Pappy was in a happier mood already. Enjoying his milk-bone.26 October 2008
@ Hougang Green's B-Box KTV, till 2:00am the next day..."Nah Si Wa Wu Ji Pah Bahnn~~" 27 October 2008
@ Suntec Carrefour, 10:51am. I love taking colourful pictures. @ Eastpoint NTUC, 3:43pm. Grocery Shopping with Mum. Seldom see Crabs in all their glory in the waters - untied and free to roam about. 28 October 2008
@ No.93 Defu Lane 10. Got nothing to do, so drive around and decided to recce out Seafood Paradise. Striking blue and yellow building. You wouldn't miss it. Then went to one of my favourite toy store to pre-order Nendoroid Yoshika Miyafuki. then hands itchy, so thought I'd try out one of these boxes of Nendoroid Petit series of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"... random puchi Nendoroid inside.... and I got Haruhi~! Yay~ oh, and I picked up a set of these too~! Baby Sesame Street Characters! Kawaii deshou?! Gonna give them away... (The black stuff underneath is my handphone case). 29 October 2008
@ East Coast Starbucks. Coffee. Hot. Only hot. @ Void deck. Neighbour's cat. Love it. 30 October 2008
@ Suntec Carrefour again. Pondering very hard whether anot I should buy these sushi. These sell at very cheap prices toward day-end.

Can I have your number?

Can I have your number?

I think that when a guy has the courage and confidence to approach you for your number, the least you could do is to give him a phony one... just dun send him the wrong signal... hahaha